My best friend Lazzie does not celebrate his birthday. It is a day that brings bad memories and tears to him.
Madzibaba Undertaker
This other day I came across newspaper article of a prophet who had become popular for helping people in the capital.
Hug at the wrong place
A hug nearly destroyed my friend Lazzie’s marriage.
Condoms disaster!
My uncle’s marriage of five years nearly came to end on Valentine’s Day, thanks to condoms.
The Controversial Uncle Lazzie
MY uncle Lazzie Snr is one man whose life is full of drama or rather it is drama.
Live within your means!
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The power of a married woman!
WIVES are powerful beings!
A Threesome Fiasco!
I don’t know what it is with some men that each time they get out of town, away from their women they would need a woman from wherever they are. Continue reading
Drama At A Funeral
2019 has started on bad note for my homie Lazzie. Not because of the proverbial January disease characterized by his wild spending during the festive season but life in general.
TALES OF BEER DRINKING
Whoever invented beer deserves to be ranked among the greatest men or women on earth.
This is the thought in many people who enjoy the wise waters.
My nephew Lazzie’s wife however believes the person who invented beer should be sued as he or she nearly killed breakfast for her children.
Lazzie left home in the morning, 9am, telling his wife that he was going to buy bread and other things for breakfast.
He was in shorts and sandals and left his cellphone as he was just going to a nearby shopping centre and in 30 minutes he was supposed to be back.
Before he got into a supermarket he heard a hooting sound and looked back. He saw his homies from work having drinks early that morning.
He indicated that he was buying breakfast for his family and as he was about to leave they offered him one beverage.
He initially declined but they persuaded him to have one and he agreed. One became two and the rest is history.
At home, his wife as always had a plan B and sorted breakfast for the kids. She could not call him as he had left the phone at home.
Lazzie returned home at around 7pm with a bottle of whisky in his hand. He tried to give an explanation of what had happened but the wife could not take any of it.
As punishment she ordered him to go and bring the breakfast he had said he was going to buy.
In that drunken stupor he forced his way out and managed to get to the supermarket and unfortunately bread had ran out.
As he was on his way back home, he came across his friends from his pool club who drove him to another braii area for further drinking.
He had to be dropped at home around midnight.
His wife refused to open the door for him and made him sleep on the veranda.
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